All of these uncoordinated tiny flesh bags toddling about pleases me.
There is massive potential for the transmission of diseases here. Who knows what those totally unrelated species are carrying? In particular, the cats. Cats have bacteria in their saliva that cause fatal sepsis in small prey animals, even as kittens, which means their teeth and claws are coated with that bacteria. Their fur often contains it as well from them grooming.
Separately, these fuzzballs are adorable, but they should not be combined.
Somebody in my local pokemon go group posted these screenshots…apparently they got conjoined twin eevees. I’m mad jealous tbh
Such beautiful ladies! I just had to draw them
This must be some sort of glitch. (the little icon with two faces means “this Pokemon is currently your buddy”, which means, instead of this being a thing, he has a one-of-a-kind Pokemon!)
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”
I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee. They’re usually pretty chill.
And dirt daubers are bros.
It’s true you can pet Bumblebees
you can pet any of them if ur not a coward!!
My rational mind knows that cicada killers aren’t a threat but when they appear they legit terrify me until I remember that.
They are a burrowing breed so they do tend to appear out of nowhere. They’re just curious when they fly towards you tho. You’re in their territory and they wanna make sure you’re not a wasp
At a place that I go a lot me and my friends have to hide from fucking yellow jackets because THEY WILL COME AFTER ALL FOOD!
Man you just gotta be chill about them (note: i love yellowjacks so this is slightly biased)
But like you leave em a nice little sugar offering off to the side and dont jump too much when they land on you, and you dont let yourself get scared, and they really dont just attack if they can avoid it
The worst time i ever had with one was the time i had candy goo on my hands and it bit me thinking I was food. Nothing worse ever happened to me.
Although bees can smell fear, and it apparently causes them to attack, so that might be my own little ability to get along with em right there: I’m usually tol fascinated to be scared.
If you see those lil heaps of mud tubes on a wall with holes sometimes in one end, those are mud dauber nests. They build the tubes of mud, stuff caterpillars inside, lay an egg, and leave. Grubs hatch from eggs, eat caterpillars, grow up, and tunnel out.
Paper wasps are the ones that build the paper-honeycomb nests where you can see all the tubes. The guy who invented paper got the idea from them. They’re pretty chill around humans as long as none of the humans nearby have done anything to them. If you see one starting to build a nest where you don’t want one, wait ‘till it leaves and remove the nest.
This is what turtle flirting looks like. The lady does not appear to be interested.
Note to Random People who picked up on this from Ashlesha and liked the idea of privacy:
WhatsApp is NO LONGER SECURE. Fuckers sold out to Google, and Google likes to sell information to the government. Officially the app doesn’t change hands until November, but fuck that, quit using it *now* if you’re using it for utmost privacy/secure conversations.
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