cookie-waffle:

List of Transformers who do in fact eat Tide Pods

– Thundercracker

– TFA Bulkhead

– TFA and Cyberverse Bumblebee

– Hot Shot (Armada)

– Rodimus

– Whirl, but only to annoy people

– Wheelie

– All the dinobots

– Sari Sumdac

– That one TF who’s name is literally just “Joe”

– Steve

– TFP Breakdown

– Sideswipe

– Jazz, but only once

– Irionhide

– Moonracer

– Rhinox

– Leo Jr, and it dissapoints his dad

– Cheetor

– Waspinator

– TFA Elita One

– Swerve

– Moon. Ya know, that kawaii bunny from BWII

– G1 Orion Pax

– Daniel Witwicky (I know he’s a human, but come on, you know he would)

– Wheeljack

– Octane

– G1 Galvatron

– Ramjet

– Brains

– Squeaks

– Bayverse Crosshairs

– Michael Bay

– G1 Blurr

– Rumble

– That fucking Wheeljack recolor from that episode of Cyberverse who destroyed an entire olanet because he felt a little sick that day.

– Wreck-Gar, as well as pretty much every other junkion.

– roughly a third of the Vehicons if properly egged on

bae-in-maine:

fidnru:

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

Oh wow. Damn.