yurensohn:

yurensohn:

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

D I S G U S T

chaoswolf1982:

ironmanstan:

beeswaxbuffoon:

Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk

most popular tweet:

“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”

Oh my God, I wish this was real… SO MUCH.

deebott:

beerye-92:

kyleecarrigan:

skypig357:

ze-dominant-demon:

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

I love him

@red-faced-wolf

@ilpheion

I know it’s good for his lil feet but this poor baby trying so hard

Okay, everybody please imagine Alzu doing this, but on two legs, going “whaaat. what the fuck where’s the GROUND” the whole time.

cherrypiereadytodie:

cherrypiereadytodie:

cherrypiereadytodie:

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library-graffiti:

I ❤ crows, too!

(source)

bunjywunjy:

congenitaldisease:

This black flamingo was spotted in Cyprus. It is just the second black flamingo ever seen. The first one was seen in Israel in 2014 but experts believe they may be the same bird, meaning that only one black flamingo has ever been seen. The black flamingo is affected with melanism, which is a condition caused by an overproduction of melanin, darkening the skin. An animal with melanism is a very rare sight.

goth spotted

There is one (1) flying Fuck in my room

toadschooled:

toadschooled:

toadschooled:

Time to soak *sits at a 45 degree angle*

Time to soak *sits safely out of the water on the rock*

Time to soak *sits on PJ*

bisexualbrucewayne:

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”

gunthatshootsennui:

alyonian:

alyonian:

I’m uncomfortable with the realisation that if someone asked him, Brainstorm would install heelys in someone’s pedes.

Rodimus: I wanna wheely away from my feelies

Brainstorm: Say no more, you glorious twinky disaster

Okay, but they wouldn’t just be regular heelys. They’d have extra features that no one asked him for but he included anyway because he can. Like click your heels together to turn them into guns that can also help file your taxes.