Hey, shoutout to the TV show Bones for using the actual right insects, or CGI versions of them, and not just using one of 3 species and lying about what it is.

more people need to appreciate dovekies

the-breeziest-boi-the-windsinger:

queensimia:

accobi:

this has been a dovekie appreciation post

#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow

birb

Quick! Drift! Name your top three favourite Lost Lighters and why!

dejavu-drift:

….hm. Yes.

[ That’s Drift. He’s too gay to function. ]

antiveganpropaganda:

Look! The actual slaughter process. No bad lighting, potato level pocket cams, spooky music, or rare bad handling practices. Just the way it actually happens

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

What do you call it when a plastic surgeon gives a tattoo artist a boob job in exchange for a tattoo?

Tit for tat.

hey, it’s the stunky/serviper anon again! I’ve done the scent thing quite often, though serviper still wants to start a fight when put in the same room as stunky. we had a close call with serviper almost biting the poor thing! lucky, toxapex has grown attached to stunky and serviper‘s jaw was held open by the brutal star pokemon. should I just wait until stunky evolves before letting them into the same room without the rest of the team or keep trying?

nerdpokemonheadcanons:

I think you should look into professional help at this point

Yeah, when your problem boils down to “one of my pets is trying to seriously harm/kill/eat another”, you need professionals.

mimikyustims:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjZHdB1lq9V/

annethecatdetective:

autisitcbuckybarnes:

I am psyched

Cannot wait

THIS IS ALL I WANT

Two things I need Today’s Youth to know:

tropicalhomestead:

flawsinthisworld:

tropicalhomestead:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

You spelled boiled wrong

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled