Author: annoyedfish
are any of the critters we call daddy long legs actually spiders? I always thought the ones we have in Florida were, but my cousins insist they arent.
Pholcidae, or cellar spiders, are spiders! They’re the ones responsible for most of the cobwebs that may be in your house. Opiliones are arachnids, but not spiders. Crane flies are just annoying corpses with wings that fly into your house to die every summer.
Are crane flies the same as mosquito hawks?
Yes. And, despite the name, not a single specimen has ever eaten a mosquito.
The larvae of some crane fly species eat mosquito larvae, but crane flies themselves do not. Most don’t eat anything as adults. They lack the catching apparatus, agility, and, frankly, intelligence to catch live prey. Can you imagine one of those bumbly tangles of legs actually catching something? It’d be like a toddler successfully bringing down a gazelle.
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Weevil, Cholus sp.? Curculionidae by Andreas Kay
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Concept: an RPG setting including a nation that overthrew the vile Sorcerer-Kings several generations ago after a thousand years of subjugation and instituted a modified form of anarcho-syndicalism, but, well, by then the Aesthetic had become a part of their culture – and radical reform of political institutions is one thing, but some things are more stubborn!
- Architecture consists primarily of storm-lashed spires of obsidian and (ethically sourced!) bone, the interiors of which are mostly filled with comfortably appointed apartments, including heavy soundproof window-covers to muffle the frequent thunder.
- Fashion tends toward voluminous hooded cloaks, which are eminently practical, given the near-constant grimy drizzle. Fashion also tends toward an excess of thick leather belts and chunky metal buckles, the latter typically fashioned to resemble skulls and leering demonic faces; these are less practical, though as a result few denizens ever find themselves without a handy spot to secure a tool or pouch.
- The languages spoken much resemble those of neighbouring nations, though most of the men (and a growing number of women) practice a trick of speaking with a booming sepulchral echo that non-natives can never seem to get the hang of. Many elders also work on perfecting their shrill cackles in their free time.
- People carry “skeleton donor” cards indicating their consent to have their remains reanimated after death. Animated skeletons require no luxuries and dislike idleness, but they’re required to take every third day off anyway; most of them spend those days staging elaborate pantomimes and engaging in musical duels with whatever instruments they can get their phalanges on that require neither breath nor skin.
- The harbour is patrolled by a tame leviathan that in all honesty would probably just run away if anyone ever mounted a serious assault, but thus far nobody has been willing to test that theory. It quite enjoys having its gills scritched, a predilection that often unnerves visiting mariners.
- Every Winter Solstice a volunteer puts on the spiky armour and the ridiculous hat and runs through the streets while village children chase after her and hit her with sticks, and a grand time is had by all.
Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like a Cartoonish Painting on the Floor
Anish Kapoor finally fucking did it, folks.
Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like a Cartoonish Painting on the Floor
So I know you may not be able to answer, but after your recent post on zoo breeding and genetics, I’ve always been curious – are there ever any interesting “mishaps” or accidents that happen in zoo breeding that the public doesn’t know about?
This is a really interesting question! When it comes to breeding mishaps, it depends on the individual institution’s policy to tell the public about it or not. Some zoos are pretty open about accidental hybrids, weak young, etc. while others are pretty private. If you’re curious, here’s a little list of what breeding “whoopsies” might look like…
- Aww, these birds are nesting together even though they’re different species, isn’t that swee- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EGG IS FERTLE
- why did we put a species that hides their eggs in an exhibit where their nests are already so hard to find????
- Guess what can fit through that fence~
- The primate figured out where the birth control pill was hidden in her food
- The primate’s buddy groomed out her birth control implant
- We ran out of birth control and it’s taking forever to come in
- Turns out breeding season wasn’t over and we didn’t get the memo
- We have 200+ of these animals in a single area, your guess is as good as mine – a novel written collaboratively by aquarists and keepers of free-range small mammals and birds
- Let’s put a tiny net in the life support system and catch all the floating eggs in this tank. I wonder what – oh okay it hatched out already…
- I did NOT think those two could hybridize
- What do you mean there was a typo in the studbook
- They were together for less than an hour!
- I’m sorry did you just say this one is hermaphroditic?
- Guess what just hatched. Nope, guess again.
- Quarantine just called – looks like she was pregnant when she got here
- We were told she could never have babies again
- We were told he was too old to be fertile anymore
- “So it’s not a male… and it’s pregnant.”
- “So our ‘male’ animal laid eggs this morning…”
- SERIOUSLY WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THESE TWO COULD HYBRIDIZE
aidn:
I think you should watch this
yella creens
“handfools of yella crayens”
this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months
Unpopular opinion: Filler episodes are good because most of them provide a nice break from heavy plot lines and it’s fun to see what the characters are like in different situations and sometimes they’re just plain entertaining

This is a pygmy falcon. It is the smallest raptor on the continent. As a small falcon, only 19 to 20 cm long, it preys on insects, small reptiles, and small mammals.
I identify with this. The smallest falcon. Still fierce. Just smol.
Cute little predator


