((OOC: I don’t know anything about Guy Fieri except that he cooks stuff. So I guess a Pansear, because fire and he looks like the kind of person who likes monkeys))
He would 100% love a Pansear.
He’s the cooking version of the Fun Loud Uncle who brings fireworks to every family gathering. Very enthusiastic but also a great guy despite dressing like That.
When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.
Sometimes it’s just going “aaa. aaa? aaaaaaaaa”Â
Intuition? Sometimes good. Logical thinking re. that intuition? Better.
Pink throwing herself down an entire floor while Pearl calmly uses the stairs in the background will never not be funny to me. That’s it, that’s their relationship.
(today I learned that, according to Google Translate, “Drachen” is “dragon” and “drachen”, no capital, is “kite”. The below was run through Google Translate but looks sensible to me. It did give me “I escaped” in the last panel.)
Dragon: “We dragons do not have it easy. In times of democracy, there are hardly any princesses we can kidnap.”Â
Dragon: “Hey, are you a princess?”
Klaus: “No, I’m the Klaus. I sell insurance.”Â
Dragon: “But in your heart, you always wanted to be a princess, right?”Â
Klaus: “Actually, I always wanted to be only the insurance Klaus.”Â
Dragon: “Nonsense. I [have captured] you now, little princess!”Â
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