Author: annoyedfish

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

prycarious:

tybaltthouratcatcher:

poeticallyunkind:

cyberphuck:

prycarious:

Hi, I’m a writer and I can write exactly [checks the WIP] four different sentence structures.

You did not have to come for me like this

absolute mood

I just want to add in here for all those who feel down because of this: 

I translated a Euripides play last summer and he also has about 4 different sentences structures. And if his writing was good enough to last over 2000 years, yours certainly is too. 

I came here to self-deprecate and I honestly feel so encouraged right now.