its come to my attention that the threshold between what is yellow and what is orange is much closer to orange for me than other people. like. I describe this color as a yellow.
But people keep telling me its orange and I’m like no thats just…a warm yellow….like I think of this color as “golden” yellow in my mind. Like in my mind if jade and olive can both be green i see no reason why me considering this yellow is weird. We are all valid.
Looks like orange juice to me
Yeah but orange juice is yellow
Um if it’s yellow how come it isn’t called YELLOW JUICE QED your move atheists
orange juice is fucking yellow and so is that square, fight me
It’s yellowish-orange. Definitely not pure yellow, it’s got orange in there. If you pointed at a guy in a shirt that color and said “that guy in the yellow shirt”, I wouldn’t quibble. I would also accept “golden yellow”, as that, to me, implies orange tinging.
This is beautiful, but adequate only for a temporary enclosure, and shouldn’t be that brightly lit. Fish don’t have eyelids, bright lights with no escape are bad for them. To permanently house all those goldfish, you’d need a tank larger than that, with the top OPEN for proper oxygenation (even with a bubbler this is a serious suffocation risk if not constantly observed), longer than it is tall for swimming room, with lots of hiding places and things to do. Goldfish are smart.
“Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work.
“Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB really won’t like that even if your subject thinks it’s kind of hot
“Should I lick the science?” vulcanology edition: part of me really wants to see you try
“Should I lick the science?” gynecology edition: ……….I mean. Definitely not in a professional context, but recreationally…? I’m sure it’ll be appreciated.
“Should I lick the science?” epidemiology edition: that is how you become the science
One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me when I’m sitting around. Because they usually have a cold open like “The Lord has called me to you” replying with “Indeed He Has My Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that you are known to Him”. Throw inflections into the wrong points in words, but do it with a very calming presence. After all, you’re the SMS from the afterlife, you’re merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding them in an uncomforting way.
Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back.
(This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide about me)
I remember this guy once who tried to dare me (the nerd of the group) to do something or another to prove my “manliness”. I calmly replied “How cute of you to think I´m human…” and kept walking. He stared at me in confusion and when I was several meters away I heard him say “yeah…good point.”
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