Author: annoyedfish

dressesandalchemy:

starfoozle:

My FAVORITE THING is researchers who wholeheartedly embrace the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic and wear their field of study on their literal sleeve. Everyone in the invasive crayfish consortium has tiny lobster-print shorts or socks. All the middle-aged dad scientists here at the lab have shirts with fish and/or fishing tackle patterns on them. My moss specimen and ammonite earrings keep getting noticed by women who are wearing silver fishbone-shaped or native plant-themed earrings themselves. Every single person on the outreach team has at least one shirt with an anchor pattern on it from Old Navy, and almost all the younger researchers have tattoos featuring their research interests – one fisheries biologist has a half-sleeve of native species she literally uses as an outreach tool. We are self-aware and having a blast with it, honestly.

I adore the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic

aprillikesthings:

senakoko:

pr1nceshawn:

Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit.

This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial.

And when I got to college and it DIDN’T happen, it stressed me out. I thought I was doing something wrong again. I had, apparently, messed up high school according to the media, and now college?! The supposed best time of my life?! It created a big depression, and living far from home made it worse as I had no friends or family I could immediately talk to. It took a long time for me to understand that movies and commercials and shows that portray college like that is complete and utter bullshit.

Also, a reminder: 

Most Americans don’t have college degrees. Of the ones who do, tons of them don’t finish in four years. 

Lots of people go to community colleges. 

Lots of people live at their parents’ house while in school. 

The TV and movie stereotype of college–even just the “everyone goes to college and lives in a dorm” thing–only a tiny minority of Americans actually live that out. 

J n p q for Optimus for the ask meme?

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon):  

He didn’t do anything remotely sexual for way too long after becoming a Prime, partly because he was too busy, partly because it’s Unbecoming. Ratchet had to smack him upside the helm, show him what his excess charge looked like on a scanner, and outright order him to “actually go frag yourself”. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): 

There is absolutely no way you could convince him to be rough with a partner considerably smaller than him. He’d be far too worried about hurting them to so much as grab them very hard. Likewise, painplay with a small partner is NOT happening. Minor painplay with a larger partner who enjoys it, maybe, but he’s gonna negotiate very, very thoroughly. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): 

The Matrix tends to give him a lot of energy, so he’s not usually inclined to go all that slow, beyond what’s needed to make his partner comfortable. It’s just not his inclination. If it’s requested or he’s in the mood, though, he can go nice and slow. Basically it depends on what his partner would prefer at the time.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not his thing unless the Matrix is being unusually energetic today and he’s feelin Horny. Mostly he can’t relax enough to fully enjoy himself unless he doesn’t have anything that he needs to accomplish, so he’s not one to duck into a storage closet with a partner most of the time.

Headcanon Game – A to Z (NSFW)

fairy-tail-babes:

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!