a list of things remus lupin is good at:
- finding people to purchase pot from
- falling asleep with little or no warning, sometimes in the middle of class or conversations
- never brushing his hair
- smacking people in the face with his elbows when he’s excited about a story he’s telling
- making bacon sandwiches
- wearing mismatched socks
- remembering in which old book he can find very obscure spells or pieces of information
- giving head
- making terrible puns and cackling at them even when nobody else in the entire world thinks they’re funny
- winning arguments when he’s stoned
- being emotionally masochistic and overdramatic inside his head but never telling anyone else about his problems
- not holding children even when asked to pick them up
- making lists that he throws away ten minutes later
ur headcanon about children confused me but also gave me this mental image which is 100% canon.
I JUST SCREAMED OH MYOGGDO WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT REMUS LUPIN YOU DREW
I’m going to cry because this is the most accurate drawing/headcanon of Remus Lupin I’ve ever seen
“Don’t be like your father.”

