adhd-disaster:

attention-deficit-dragon:

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

Mom: where do you think it is?

Me: idk probs on the beach, sipping pina coladas and having a very nice life without me and my bullshit