polyglotfairy:

zmtn:

Pokemon nursery lady to trainer: Oh hey! I have surprising news for you! Your pokemon was holding an egg!

Nursery lady to self: WAIT. How old is this kid??? When do they teach sex-ed in school?? Have the parents explained the trumbeaks and the ribombees yet ???
Nursery lady to trainer: It’s a TOTAL MYSTERY where it came from. no idea. none. haha ha 

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Maybe it’s not that the people at pokemon nurseries are oblivious, it’s that you’re like, ten.

@nerdpokemonheadcanons the adventure games are meant for kids, after all. Makes it seem much better than an oversight.