bettsplendens:

I want to weigh my boobs but can think of no accurate way to do so while they’re still attached to me.

Maybe I can figure out how to calculate their volume and then look up the density of fat. 

Or I guess I could figure out what size I am and then look up how much boobs of that size weigh, but that’s less goofy.

Either way, this is not a project for tonight, I gotta sleep. Goodnight everyone!