kondakion:

consider: june lets arcee sleep in the house after she finds out that her son’s motorcycle is actually a sentient robot warrior and she and jack build a giant pillow + blanket pile for her. but they do a bit too good of a job of it and arcee doesn’t ever want to be anywhere else

(blame @doveloves.)

Okay so glampires taking selfies but all everyone sees is an apparition of body sparkles and on fleek eyeliner.

moltengoldenstardust:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

with a foundation base

Ok so how does this work with other appearance-altering products?

One vampire gets particularly good at blending, and manages to make it look like their head appears from thin air

A vamp gets their hair dyed and their hair and clothing’s all you see

Someone gets henna tattoos and all you can see are the floating patterns

One took a picture in a facemask and it’s nightmare fuel

This would be so fucking cool holy shit

amrakie:

Remus insisting he’s fine to hang out with everyone days before the full moon generally leads many embarrassing photos of him failing to stay awake and lots of bets going around on how long it takes before he’s completely passed out in some ridiculous spot

curlicuecal:

todaysbird:

a rare closeup of a black swift, found throughout north america and small parts of south america. swifts are rarely seen up close; they spend more of their life in air than any other species of bird – they eat, drink, mate and sleep while in flight. they are incapable of perching like other birds; they must cling to vertical surfaces.

(x)

I had to look this up because “sleep while in flight” ????

but yeah, apparently completely true.  these birds stay aloft for as much as 10 months nonstop, feed on insects, spend more energy at night (when there aren’t warm thermals to ride) and at dawn and dusk climb to 10,000 ft altitude where the 30 min slow descent is probably when they catch their sleep.

they’re unusually long-lived for such active critters (20 yrs) and they may be limiting energy expenditure by being extremely aerodynamic and narrow bodied.  Also a single bird travels the distance of about 7 roundtrip journeys to the moon in its lifetime (>3 million miles).

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Reminder: this is a dinosaur.

elodieunderglass:

thornhands:

kookychicken:

blurrydawgo:

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge

@kookychicken

AAAAAAAAAAA

@elodieunderglass

thank you so much for tagging me! I love this!

unregistered-hypercam2:

moonlandingwasfaked:

ruby-white-rabbit:

vastderp:

roachpatrol:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows

little sausages

fave part of this video is full size fountain/waterfall this guy has installed in the livingroom

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fangirltothefullest:

princecharmingtobe:

bemusedlybespectacled:

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

You have to enchant the iron so it protects against the fae.

No, it’s iron. It does that already.