skarchomp:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

afloweroutofstone:

twistedbutcute:

letsgomindthestore:

hotgothgf:

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s capitalism?

capitalism is the generally ritualistic practice of eating the flesh of one’s own species

No, that’s cannibalism. Capitalism is the scientific name of the plant you smoke when you want to relax

No, that’s cannabis. Capitalism is an electronic handheld device that’s used for doing math.

No, that’s a calculator. Capitalism is fried squid, often served whole or in rings.

No, that’s calamari. Capitalism is a genus of theropod from Algeria that lived during the mid-Cretaceous Period. 

No, that’s Carcharodontosaurus. Capitalism is one of several aquatic invertebrates with tentacles and/or arms and no exoskeleton.