tsrabbits:

There are two types of hare breeders:

1) This is Finley my artisanal heritage fancybastard, you can tell how fancy he is by the way his pin bones can cut real diamond and by the nose milk he produces that is definitely not pasturella.

2) This red motherfucker right here is the bane of my whole existence, he is bad, his unclefather was bad, but he has a half decent hindquarter and if he doesn’t drop dead of artisanal fancybastard disease before the end of this sentence maybe I can make a nice rabbit out of him.