theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:
Why are there ten loud saxophone players outside? This isn’t even a metaphor they’re actually out there.
I JUST PASSED THREE PEOPLE WITH TUBAS?????
Please consider: marching band
See here’s the thing, that WOULD make sense, except I’m at the gym?????
Marching band wants to work out. Upgrade to Runninng Band
I’m dying just imagining someone violently playing the clarinet while sprinting after me.