cydraulics:

thinking bout Roddy doing his level best to cuddle Megatron. Roddy is sure that in his entire evil life, nobody’s ever held him in their arms because, well… Megatron. It’s not easy, he can’t cover enough surface area. Megatron is way too large and there’s only so much of him. 

tired of Rodimus aggressively starfishing on him, Megatron barks at him cease this. you know I’m capable of mass displacement. and he knows he’s made a huge mistake when Rodimus’s optics dilate until they’re taking up his whole face. his existence is a farce now, just a never-ending series of capitulations to rodimus’s every whim, and the only thing he can do is sigh and wait for Rodimus to tell him how small.