ceescedasticity:

Uterus: ATTENTION

Me: …what?

Uterus: NO WORTHY CANDIDATES HAVE PRESENTED THEMSELVES

Me: …Yeah there are no candidates at all, so–

Uterus: I WILL INITIATE T H E P U R G E

Me: Look I appreciate your dedication but it’s really not necessary–

Uterus: KILL IT WITH FIRE

Uterus: N O N E S H A L L L I V E

Me: …

Ovaries: Better luck next month *flower emoji*

Uterus: TRAITOR

Me: I hate you both.