glumshoe:

highclass-spacetrash:

jabberwockypie:

glumshoe:

monster-rok:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

fam-hauser:

glumshoe:

fuck this hotel blanket in particular

What the fuck am I looking at

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

the satin edges are there as a cruel joke to really emphasize just how coarse and scratchy and weirdly dry the rest of the blanket is

Those blankets are fine if they aren’t old. You just don’t know how to properly use a blanket I guess

Yeah, I was under the impression that “using a blanket” involved putting it on a bed, sleeping under it, and occasionally coming into physical contact with it. After encountering many instances of this specific blanket, I have come to the conclusion that the proper way to use a blanket is to:

1.) put on thick rubber gloves to minimize contact with coarse fibers
2.) pick up blanket (carefully!!!)
3.) place blanket into wood chipper 

Honestly I think these particular blankets are woven from the utricating hairs of a tarantula.

Gotta agree with Glumshoe on this one.

I am offended that y’all don’t love these blankets, my baby blanket was this type of blanket like honestly if a baby can live with this type of blanket so can you

Babies cannot eloquently express their displeasure. If babies could write irritated posts on the internet about their least favorite textures, I’m sure they would.

Also, like, sensory issues exist for some people??