doyourequirefirstaid:

six-wings:

sniproscope:

doyourequirefirstaid:

*drinking coffee out of a lab beaker* i mean, i require about as much care as any other relatively unkillable species of succulent

[currently drinking a mimosa out of a lab beaker marked “acid”]

succulents are weak organisms doomed to perish in the sunlight they worship. go above that.

become the unkillable virus hiding within tainted soil.

[drinks acid out of a coffee mug] What he said.

…this was more of a metaphor for how it only takes a kind word to keep me going

but i will accept this wisdom, despite the fact that one of you is drinking acid

See, the important part is the STRENGTH of acid. Plenty of things are technically acids without being strong enough to be particularly corrosive.