thyrell:

yaboybigbadguzma:

thyrell:

dankmemeuniversity:

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Honestly, if something is kind of weird but totally harmless to do, do the thing. Smack those red ball statue things outside Target. Poke that interesting-looking rug on the sales rack. Hold one of the trial-size shampoos in each hand. People might notice that you’re doing something unusual, but nobody cares all that much.