boosmygod:

brotherentropy:

squeezemyrod:

semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange

absolutely horrifying

so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy

this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles

Nah, but you gotta get that vitamin C somewhere, so you just gotta have one gay, hot pirate who really likes oranges and has a dick, and the rest can be just plain gay and/or straight depending on genders.