soundgay:

bettsplendens:

soundgay replied to your post: 

“WE ALL WANT TO FUCK HIM” what a m o o d honestly

optimus slime: SPECIFICALLY DISCOUNTED from pool of attractive-to-soundwave mechs. he is legally banned. pool has armed lifeguards stationed around perimeter in case he tries to scale the wall and do a terrible cannonball

does it make him any more attractive if he’s smooching Megatron at the time

scenario: causes attractiveness level to dip BELOW zero and plunge into ‘actively repulsive’ territory

#horrible!!!!!! horrible truck man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!