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List of Transformers who do in fact eat Tide Pods

– Thundercracker

– TFA Bulkhead

– TFA and Cyberverse Bumblebee

– Hot Shot (Armada)

– Rodimus

– Whirl, but only to annoy people

– Wheelie

– All the dinobots

– Sari Sumdac

– That one TF who’s name is literally just “Joe”

– Steve

– TFP Breakdown

– Sideswipe

– Jazz, but only once

– Irionhide

– Moonracer

– Rhinox

– Leo Jr, and it dissapoints his dad

– Cheetor

– Waspinator

– TFA Elita One

– Swerve

– Moon. Ya know, that kawaii bunny from BWII

– G1 Orion Pax

– Daniel Witwicky (I know he’s a human, but come on, you know he would)

– Wheeljack

– Octane

– G1 Galvatron

– Ramjet

– Brains

– Squeaks

– Bayverse Crosshairs

– Michael Bay

– G1 Blurr

– Rumble

– That fucking Wheeljack recolor from that episode of Cyberverse who destroyed an entire olanet because he felt a little sick that day.

– Wreck-Gar, as well as pretty much every other junkion.

– roughly a third of the Vehicons if properly egged on