vampireapologist:

theubergrump:

vampireapologist:

what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play

Transcribed (paragraph breaks are where the video cuts): 

“You know, life is normal, I just have to very cautiously move Brianna’s many swords, because there are bees coming out of the piano upon which she stores them!

Okay, the axes are my fault, so, I guess I have to take some of the blame here.

The longbow’s mine, but I’m not taking credit for this: [the camera pans to a staff topped with a carved wolf’s head]

You know, just the Piano Bees, so… Not a big deal. We’re just- we’re not worried about it, we’re just not worried abou-”

this was a simpler time