Ok I know this has probably already been discussed, but what I love about the “The girl murdered Snoke” bit is that, for anyone to believe that, they have to believe that Rey single handedly (1) defeated Snoke, (2) the entire Praetorian guard, AND (3) Kylo Ren all by herself.
A) Pretty sure Hux is not that dumb and has already put 2 + 2 together
B) I’m really wondering what Supreme Leader Dumbass’s propaganda machine is gonna be cranking out on that front – because anything that sticks to that story is gonna paint Rey as this almost insurmountably powerful being.
Rey: Hi, I’m Rey-
Entire units of stormtroopers + whole villages of local populations: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Every time Rey appears on the screen run by awolnation plays in the background
someone make an edit of this I’ll pay you $3 and a dozen muffins of your choice baked by yours truly
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