cpt-frigid:

Honestly, I need more transformers transforming in my life:

• Like some of them do it now and again when they need their alt mode
• But some of them do it obsessively, compulsively
• Like mid-conversation with another mech they r just like “Ye I was talking to soandso chuchutsh[turns into a car like its the equivalent of leaning back in your chair] mech said it was suchandsuch.”
• For others, its like a natural reaction like someone spooks them from behind and there like SHITFUCK turns into a boat.
• And this can work both ways. During earlier missions, Prowl is ashamed to admit, the number of stakeouts and surveillance missions that went bust because a human sneezed next to a bot a scared them into root mode.
• @ their therapist; I just SNEEZED and this motorbike just TURNED INTO A FREAKIN ROBOT!
• Also in romantic situations just to bots chillin’ in a car park, not an inch apart bc they’re so gay.
• And that’s how the Autobots found out about car insurance.
• Don’t tell me the likes of both Sunstreaker and Starscream didn’t spend a week in their alt mode bc of a robot blemish on their faceplates.
• If we’re talking G1 that Megatron didn’t put himself in a drawer to avoid his squabbling underlings.
• Definitely a bots worst nightmare is coming during interfacing and transforming.
• “Oh no in the face?” “In the face and then on the floor…” “Nooooooooo”
• I bet that there were also mechs that, instead of having seizures or maybe as a form of tourettes, would change, or start changing without prompt.
• Or mechs that either due to aging or injury take excruciatingly long times to transform.
• Or in Blurrs case can transform very quickly but risk pulling something when they do.