Okay, but Bracer has absolutely made a few of the Cybertronian version of those videos where hot buff people crush watermelons between their thighs. He’s good at it, too. Looks incredibly focused and intent on what he’s doing, bites his lip all cute, and then spreads his thighs and looks up at the camera with this thoroughly pleased expression. If you’re into that, it’s hot as slag. If you aren’t… it’s probably still pretty tasty.