glumshoe:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

sngff:

glumshoe:

I’ve had this noir detective character I’ve been toying with for a while who has everything but a central mystery to solve, and I have been promising myself every day that I will keep robots out of her story and make it a good and proper gay noir tale.

Well. I just had an idea for a very good mystery that would suit her character well. But it’s got robots.

Oh is that so?

Tumblr blog Glumshoe has an idea for a noir detective character?

It’s really off-brand, I know. I’m trying to branch out.

Ship you can’t just go off the deep end like that. That’d be like me posting about, oh, I dunno, vampires all of a sudden.

Do you think if we hugged really tight, we’d merge and the resulting fusion would write about… vampire robots?

#‘WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ROBOT THAT DRINKS BLOOD’#’WHY THE FUCK NOT’

A robot nurse that’s REALLY DETERMINED to go out and get blood for blood transfusions.