a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I want to ask my neighbours if they can hear me sneezing my dick off in the dead of night, but I can’t think of a good way to.

I sneeze like I’m in an opera about hay fever and I’ve gotta project over an orchestra. I sneeze like I’m mad at God and trying to spray germs all over heaven. I sneeze like a person who sneezes loud, is how loud I sneeze. It’s very bad.