larrimeme:

Local anticapitalist chicken steals frappucinos from rich people, overturns tables, rifles through trash, bites bigots of all kinds, and is generally an agent of gay chaos; more at 11. 

So how about them real dromaeosaur hours, huh?

@a-dinosaur-a-day @queer-dinosaurs 

This was an MS Paint doodle that spiraled out of control. It started out as a depression drawing, and I am eternally grateful it didn’t stay that way. If you can’t read my handwriting, it reads, “Blue Says: HAPPEE PRIDE! (We’ll be back next month too).

nanonaturalist:

When insects cosplay as mammals. Look at those little digging paws :3

Southern Mole Cricket (Neoscapteriscus borellii), near the Colorado River in Austin, TX.
Seen May 16 / Posted June 27, 2018

We have these in the area. They sound like those hollow wooden frogs that you rub a stick on the back of to make sound. 

jedda-martele:

pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

Attention whore

Is this about that ADHD post I made? Because, buddy, that’s not trying to get attention. That’s commenting about a phenomenon that I experience and think other people also experience. If I was looking for attention, I’d be repeatedly talking about how difficult my blood pressure issues can be to work with. Do you see me doing that on a regular basis? No? Then go and spend your time on something more worthwhile, like reporting all the pedophiles on this site. That’s actually worth doing.