toadschooled:

toadschooled:

Time to soak *sits at a 45 degree angle*

Time to soak *sits safely out of the water on the rock*

Time to soak *sits on PJ*

bisexualbrucewayne:

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”

gunthatshootsennui:

alyonian:

alyonian:

I’m uncomfortable with the realisation that if someone asked him, Brainstorm would install heelys in someone’s pedes.

Rodimus: I wanna wheely away from my feelies

Brainstorm: Say no more, you glorious twinky disaster

Okay, but they wouldn’t just be regular heelys. They’d have extra features that no one asked him for but he included anyway because he can. Like click your heels together to turn them into guns that can also help file your taxes.

I love your tiny little disaster family. The Jettwins always deserved better and this time they may have just got it. Also: what d’ye’think Family Game Night would be like?

Probably paintball. With added hazard of Gravescratch, having dipped his servos into paint, trying to pounce out at them. He’s not much interested in interacting with the twins frequently and for long periods of time, they’re too loud and energetic for his introverted self, but he’ll play with them now and then, and his version of paintball is more like paintclaw.

Three-way board games probably also happen, with lots of playful elbowing.

Blackspark has access to plenty of movies from plenty of different planets, so movie nights with snacks are frequent. Gravescratch will get involved in those as long as the twins stay relatively quiet. He brings his own snacks, though, usually dead things. Has to keep those away from the twins or they’ll try and eat whatever he’s got. Not good for their tanks.

itsbloogr-art:

Short horror stories.

i-am-a-fish:

doctor-basil-puntastic:

i-am-a-fish:

gentlemanstallion:

i-am-a-fish:

sharkbytes:

i-am-a-fish:

calibratedsongbirb:

i-am-a-fish:

mnuj:

i-am-a-fish:

petals-and-cinders:

i-am-a-fish:

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

RUDE.

ohpsshaw:

HEY, NEW FOLLOWERS! I don’t post here a whole lot because I have a comic. It’s called FALSE EDGE and I don’t know what it’s about. Feel free to tell me what you think it is.

Here’s a link to the first page.

What’s protected contact vs free contact mean? Thank you!

aquaristlifeforme:

Protected contact is when there is a barrier between you and an animal. Usually mesh or fence or caging. Free contact means no barrier between trainer and otter. Usually inside the animals enclosure.

You don’t really want to see zoos allowing free contact with large, dangerous animals like big cats. Any facility that has its keepers work free contact with things like tigers and lions is extremely suspect. Elephants, rhinos, and hippos are pretty much never free contact because of how big they are and how much damage they could potentially cause even by mistake. On the other hand, free contact is fairly common with things like smallish monkeys, most birds, and the smaller marine mammals.

gloomyfairyland:

tilthat:

TIL about “whisker fatigue” in cats – they eat only from the center of their food bowls and then cry about it because brushing their whiskers on the side of the bowl causes sensory overload

via reddit.com

AW

I’ve never actually heard of scraping off leeches, I was always told to salt them because it makes them kinda detach themselves so you bleed less? because when you pull them you bleed way more

glumshoe:

Salting or burning them can cause them to regurgitate while still attached, which can introduce weird pathogens into your bloodstream. Pulling at them can rip their teeth off and leave them embedded in your skin. The best way to remove them is to scrape sideways at their mouthparts, using your nail or credit card or something like a spatula to pry them off.

Salting leeches kills them by drying them up, like with slugs, and will remove them but with the aforementioned hazard. You can get all kinds of nasty infections from leech vomit.

If you can stand it, you can always just leave them on until they let go on their own. They drop off once they get full of blood, and they’re pretty much harmless. I did calculate once that about 110 leeches could drink enough of your blood to kill you, but you should be fine leaving leeches on ‘till they drop off if you have fewer than that. Most people can’t put up with that for too long, though, it’s freaky.