Warnings: sticky, bad writing, stuck in a cave situation, robos-doing-the-dirty, weird rough foreplay stuff…idk guys just read at your own risk…
G1, MxOP, NSFW
Optimus could not believe that he was actually stuck in a cave with Megatron. Scenarios like that only happened in those terrible romance novels he used to read when he was younger.
He wasn’t sure why that was the first thing that came to mind.
98% of the time: yes.
2% of the time: uterus wildcard!
normal!body: hello i would like some spinach i lack folate
period!body: I WANT EIGHT GREGG’S SAUSAGE ROLLS
me: you will make yourself sick, you can have like one maybe
period!body: I DEMAND CHOCOLATE
me: nice chocolate?
period!body: NO I WANT SHIT CHOCOLATE. LOTS OF SHIT CHOCOLATE. I DEMAND TO EAT OUT-OF-DATE DOUBLEDECKERS UNTIL I AM VOMITING
me: … that’s not happening either.
period!body: FRY ME EVERYTHING
me: um
period!body: GO OUTSIDE AND FRY THAT DOG
Especially the first one! I have a really hard time knowing if somebody actually wants me to do something unless they are specific about the task and direct it towards me completely.
This is some adhd/autism solidarity Mood™️
yes, please. this is very good. having autism is like having a language barrier between you and the rest of the world, even when no language barrier exists. people say words with specific meanings but somehow things get lost in translation constantly. its very confusing, and minor things can make a big difference. (not to mention how someone saying number 2 through 6 can ruin my day because of how much I fixate and obsess over every facet of them).
Please never, NEVER say “we need to talk” without specifying. To anyone. If someone has anything related to anxiety, they are going to panic over that. Random people get anxious over that. Be specific!
one of my beefs ith the human body is that in spite of the fact that its not fully adapted to bipedalism, its completely useless quadrupedally. i mean clearly thats not a problem considering the success of the human species as stamina hunters and onwards but like i want to live in a world where people sometimes gallop around on all fours and this is normal
A stranger who doesn’t speak English (or more likely speaks some limited English) knocks on the door to the apartment complex you own and asks if they can stay there since dangerous people have taken over their building and you have plenty of space in yours.
They take low wages doing odd jobs around your house that you always hated doing anyway, but they have trouble doing things like visiting doctors, feeding and educating their children, and putting away any money for their future. They ask you, since you control the house and and have vast resources available to you, if you would be able to spare anything to help them survive while they look at their options and try to get their bearings.
You call the police to have them evicted because they’re inconveniencing you. The police come, rip their children from them, and incarcerate them separately. You turn on the TV and yell at black football players.
The tree duck is back and he brought a mate. I think they’re gonna nest in that tree. Baby duckies!
Cyclopterus lumpus is a species of marine fish in the family Cyclopteridae (lumpsuckers). It is found in the North Atlantic and adjacent parts of the Arctic Ocean, ranging as far south as Chesapeake Bay (rare south of New Jersey) on the North American coast and Spain on the European coast. Males typically reach 30–40 cm in length and the larger
females rarely surpass 50 cm in length and 5 kg in
weight.After hatching, lumpfish will spend their first few months in tidal pools, or in association with floating seaweed clumps. As they grow they migrate out into open water far from land where they live in the pelagic zone feeding upon gelatinous zooplankton, fish eggs and small crustaceans.
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