I’m done with “all natural”

ponetium:

spoonie-isms:

People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural?

Lava.
Sulfuric acid
A bear.

Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.

Peanut free, lactose free, corn free, potato free, free-range, cage-free. 

Tomato leaves are all-natural, but they’re toxic. 

Also, most artificial flavors are just, like, the exact same thing as the natural flavoring except they mixed it up in a lab instead of getting it out of a plant.