My friends think it’s weird that I’m a prevet that likes 99% of animals but is very wary around large parrots like macaws and cockatoos. I don’t hate them, I’m just prefer to give them a wide berth…I can’t be the only one, right?

drferox:

I also prefer to not put my fingers near a large, intelligent, tie-dye chicken with bolt cutters for a face unless I know for sure it is chill.

Alright, but I read “prevet” and thought you’d misspelled “pervert”, and I was very, very confused and slightly concerned.