glumshoe:

I was thinking about the coworker I brought a chocolate muffin to in an attempt to cheer her up and I think I realized why she has always seemed a little standoffish and uncomfortable in my presence before today.

It’s probably because our first meeting right after I got hired consisted of me walking into the lab where she was working, looking down, saying, “Hey, your floor is so smooth, it’s perfect for moonwalking!”, and then moonwalking over to introduce myself.

Now, see, that wouldn’t be a problem for me because that is the sort of thought I would probably have if I possessed even one (1) shred of dancing ability.