my favorite jokes

kateordie:

swordofparacelsius:

hickeybickeyboo:

astrifeline:

as-seenon-tv:

• when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
• calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
• trolling beetles fans

• severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
• severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

• Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image
• Everyone is in on a joke

incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)

“But he’s been dead for… Forty years”

In any context.