i-am-menial:

iopele:

kingsmod:

predicaments-of-disharmony:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy crap I am dying from laughter

the fourth line in the last one is what got me

NEARLY DIED

SCREAMING FROM THE LAUGHTER oh god it hurts BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My stomach hurts!!

My version now: