gunthatshootsennui:

alyonian:

alyonian:

I’m uncomfortable with the realisation that if someone asked him, Brainstorm would install heelys in someone’s pedes.

Rodimus: I wanna wheely away from my feelies

Brainstorm: Say no more, you glorious twinky disaster

Okay, but they wouldn’t just be regular heelys. They’d have extra features that no one asked him for but he included anyway because he can. Like click your heels together to turn them into guns that can also help file your taxes.