The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
Turkey Burger and Garbage Can. Catchy.
Pillow and Pie. Which would actually suit any sort of lifestyle blog written by me.
Strawberries + soft toys 🍓
Fire Roasted Hot Dogs and Sleep Masks
me? drawing self indulgent swords? it’s more likely than u think
shield shenanigans under the cut (NSFW)
My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns to me and I’m confused because she was just dressed? So I was like “did you just tell me to get up and go somewhere with you or did I dream that??????????” And she was like “…. no… I was thinking about waking you up in a few hours to ask if you wanted to go to the farmers market with me though…”
So like I had a dream she woke me up to go to the farmers market that was real enough for me to get up and get dressed only for her to tell me she had only thought about waking me up to go to the farmers market????
I was just like “yeah well you think too loud it woke me up” and went back to bed because like ??
It’s starting…
This reply is omenous and slightly terrifying
spawn room
friendly reminder that Nikola Tesla proposed using the ionosphere to do this on a global scale over a century ago and the only reason we don’t have that setup today is because capitalists wouldn’t be able to make money off it
Also because it’s insanely impractical, requires no significant obstructions, oh, and do you really want to be bombarded by electricity at all times?
I’m so scared living with this fearsome hunter.
he’s trYING TO EAT THE SHADOW
I LOVE HIM
Another one for fusion roulette and its a fusion I wanted to do my take on for quite a while: Sapphire and Padparadscha! Otherwise known as Purple Sapphire I guess. Idk what it is with all these purple fusions today but I dont honestly mind since purple is my favorite color! 😀
oh! so beautiful, wow!
Can’t see the past or the future, can only see things that are happening right now, except it’s things that are happening somewhere else and usually random.
my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence
if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason
your dad is a fucking innovator
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