Month: June 2018

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

exotic-venom:

(Micrurus brasiliensis) Brazilian coral snake

For anyone intending to be in Brazil, please keep in mind that the “red on black, you’re OK Jack” rhyme doesn’t work for coral vs king snakes there. See above. 

If you aren’t sure, don’t touch it! 

If you’re sure it’s venomous, just leave it alone. Coral snakes are small, shy, and can’t bite through thick clothing. 

😘

rattlecat:

😘 talk about your crush or partner

So like Shrine called me out on my shit today while cleaning our room. Because I was reading something on the PC while sitting in my chair, two pieces of trash in my hand, like bags or something, and I saw something that I read that I had to reply to so I replied to it.

Cue Shrine jabbing a finger in my direction going, ‘THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENS!’

Me: Huh?

Shrine: *points at the trash now on the floor* THAT’S HOW YOU WIND UP WITH SO MUCH SHIT AROUND YOUR CHAIR YOU JUST FUCKING DROP WHATEVER IS IN YOUR HAND LIKE A GOD DAMN ASTRONAUT SO YOU CAN TYPE

Which, I mean I can’t contest this because for one she just saw it so bullshitting it is out of the question and two you bet your god damn ass I sure as hell read that reply and in my mind’s eye I had absolutely nothing in my hands so whatever was in them is now on the floor and yep, that is how I wind up with so much shit around my chair. Babies have no sense of object permanence and you bet your ass I am one.

camerarosie:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

I missed this post.

mori-esque:

bring-us-back-light:

politeq:

glumshoe:

pipistrellus:

kuttithevangu:

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden – he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

twodotsknowwhy:

knitmeapony:

davis-viola:

Rosa! What the hell are you doing?

Things I love about this:

1) Explicitly bi woman played by bi actress gets lady love interest, and it’s played as adorable and a little hilarious and not weird and not titillating.  

2) There are zero white people in this scene and it’s so normal on this show I almost missed that fact. (The other actor in this scene is Terry Crews)

3) All sapphics are useless around pretty women: confirmed

4) Gina Rodriguez is in a hoodie and a t-shirt and some comfy jeans and cute ankle boots.  Zero hyper sexualization/male gaze.  Still confirmed as gorgeous and sexy.

5) Color Me Badd is playing, which is legitimately what plays in my head when *I* see a pretty girl, so thank you for hitting my demographic super hard, show.

6) Rosa Diaz, badass in human form, highly accomplished and afraid of nothing, is a complete Bi Disaster when confronted with a pretty girl

procrasimnation:

procrasimnation:

procrasimnation:

I’m watching Doomsday Preppers. These people have an unbelievably bleak view of humanity, like, I’m just saying my family survived the complete disintegration of Lebanese civil society without shanking their neighbours for water or stockpiling hand grenades.

If your reaction to a foreseen future economic collapse is to set traps and stockpile guns to kill your neighbours who want some of your huge food stock, you are broken and I have no idea how to fix you.

Shout out to Bruce in episode 8 who is building a shelter for his local community including an area specifically for children and thinks too many Preppers focus on personal survival instead of reconstructing communities. Bruce isn’t broken. Just kooky.