What’s the most terrifying thing you’ve heard Natasha say?

buckykingofmemes:

“hi.”

except at the time, i was knee-deep in dirty hydra politicians i’d just murdered, inside a high-security vault where they’d fled to escape me (didn’t work) and i was 100% sure i was the only living person in the room. 

so when she politely tapped me on the shoulder and said ‘hi’ i was understandably alarmed. 

also, she once said “give clint that bomb. he’s responsible, he can handle it.”

#the next thing she said was ‘I’m Batman!’ because she be like that sometimes

flowerinaflame:

flowerinaflame:

I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄

https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/

We STILL don’t really know what all makes mushrooms grow, but apparently lightning helps.