systlin:

I remember the first time I tried drying catnip in the food dehydrator, and accidentally invented a cat vape station. 

Came home to all three of them (only had three at the time) literally laying on/around the dehydrator stoned out of their little kitty minds. 

deanky:

deanky:

deanky:

the incredibles 2 was REEEAALLLY good and maybe one of my new favorite movies but man people were not fackin around about the epilepsy stuff

like i’m not even epileptic and i had to close my eyes they were so bad so to give context without spoilers the scenes are:

1. part where helen is having a talk show as soon as the interviewer starts acting really weird

2. when helen breaks into the villain’s apartment (this one lasts the longest and has the lights covering the whole screen)

3. a bunch of luckily really short scenes on the boat near the end, pretty much whenever you see a crowd scene

also i wanna add i know there’s been a lot of warnings before (and i’m sure there were official ones i’ve missed) but most of them have been really vague so i just wanna give a better idea of when this stuff happens. thenk you

blueelectricangels:

pervocracy:

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

glumshoe:

I’m plotting a hostile takeover of DC Comics with @kuttithevangu and we’re going to start writing Batman ourselves. Here are some of our plans:

The Joker Goes to Clown College. The Joker has become tediously overused, unfunny, and ludicrously dark and gritty. He’s so fucking boring that we’re putting a ban on stories in which he’s a major villain for several years. In the meantime, Dick Grayson starts visiting him in Arkham with very special visitors in tow: professional clowns from Haly’s Circus. They offer constructive criticism and then help him get accepted to a four-year clown college, where he can get a degree in clowning, improve his comedy potential, and learn to execute jokes with fewer executions. Clown college in this world is just like regular university so The Joker has to like… write essays on Buster Keaton and stuff. [Alternative: The Joker accidentally turns himself into a hamster (with a Joker face) and has to live in a cage in the Batcave while they research ways to turn him back.]

New Original Character: Brad. Damian Wayne isn’t Bruce’s only illegitimate biological son! Brad is a perfectly normal, well-adjusted teenager whose mother had a one-night stand with Bruce at a party years ago. Brad decides to reach out to his biological playboy father after tabloids confirm a paternity test. Damian finds this very threatening but there’s nothing he can do about it because Brad is an oblivious civilian who only visits every few weeks and has no idea that his father and half-siblings are vigilantes. 

Tim Drake Gets What He Deserves. Tim has been written darker and grittier with every passing year, a far cry from the fun dweeb he was when first introduced. As he becomes more and more like Bruce, he picks up another of his mentor’s traits: the ability to attract plucky youngsters who insist on cheering him up. Previous unsuccessful attempts to introduce Carrie Kelley to the main DC canon are scrapped; she’s BACK and she’s a 14 year old tacky gay genderfluid snoop who figures out his identity and passionately believes that Red Robin needs a Burger King, or something. She gets what she wants and she wants to play DnD. HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED, TIMOTHY.

Batfamily camping trip. IDK, maybe Brad is responsible for this. It goes poorly because no one (except perhaps Babs) has any experience in legitimate outdoor recreation beyond hardcore wilderness survival. 

#batmanchallenge. The Batman Challenge starts trending and young people start coming to Gotham in an attempt to get Batman to punch them on video. Jason Todd gets in on it. 

The Secret Life of Alfred Pennyworth. Alfred has a whole secret social life that Bruce doesn’t know about because he has never once contemplated that Alfred is a sexual being with considerable game. He’s very popular among the ladies at the bridge club and Old People Who Love Shakespeare Club, which is for old people.

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story concept of the day: a “medical mystery of the week” serial set in a world with monsters and superpowers and mutants and aliens

It would be like. One part comedy, one part drama, two parts world-building. The hospital has an aquatic wing for mermaids and sea monsters. How do you treat someone who has telepathic influenza? We’ll figure it out, I guess!

Some storyline concepts:

—a woman from a telepathic race based on anglerfish shows up in the ER in a panic because her mate, who is tiny and permanently attached to her body, has stopped communicating through their telepathic link

—the air-breathing doctors have to take over the aquatic ward after a mysterious illness spreads through the water-breathing staff

—an ambulance brings in an unconscious alien from a species totally outside of medical literature, the staff scramble to save their life while flying blind

—the first outbreak of lycanthropy in 50 years occurs following protests against the vaccine, the hospital is quarantined while the on-staff pharmacists try to control the situation

If I write this, I’d want it to be like. Scrubs meets WTNV.

Character concept: a demon who works in the ER because their ability to “steal” souls means they can bring back patients who are medically dead but still repairable if you can just get them breathing again.

He has some insanely generic sounding name like Doctor Fred and has that “snake tongue, fangs, ram horns, red skin, yellow eyes, long tail, black bat wings” thing going on

He’s like 35 and the object of unrepentant longing from most of the interns and junior staff. He’s kind and patient and great with kids and has the cutest hiccupy laugh and is absolutely the guy you want overseeing your training because he never yells. Everyone wants to marry Doctor Fred.

It’s a running joke that he’s probably a literal Incubus but there’s no aura or magic at play, he’s just got a perfect personality.

I think I’m naming this story “doctors and demons” for now

Another character is just. Nessie. The Loch Ness monster is here. She works at the front desk for the aquatic ward and pokes her head out of the water to pass notes and files to the other doctors.

One of the aquatic doctors is Doctor Lagoon, who is the creature from the black lagoon. He’s very intimidating but can be immediately be calmed down by bringing up his human wife or their daughter. There’s a picture of him holding his wife bridal style on his desk.

The actual protagonist is a human woman who considers herself totally normal but actually has SOME sort of powerful telekinesis that she constantly explains away as coincidence.

There’s a character named Cadaver or Caddie who is a living corpse that constantly regenerates. She’s vital to the hospital for organ transplants but an absolute nightmare for the staff because she does things like host speed dating for zombies in the morgue and eat everyone lunch out of the staff room fridge.

Also I think the protagonist’s name is Jane Doe or Doctor Doe, as a joke on her being average but… not at all.

I think the trio of main characters are Doctor Fred (emergency), Doctor Doe (in-patient) and an alien surgeon named Doctor Hive, who is close to an insectoid Cthulhu. A running joke is her ability to keep track of her hundreds of children but not the names of any of their fathers or her coworkers except her very favorites.

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

Hey I saw a youtube advertisement about PrEP the other day. It claimed that PrEP prevents HIV.

       THIS    IS    NOT    TRUE.


PrEP is a pill that you take daily. It only reduces the risk of you contacting HIV. YOU MUST STILL USE CONDOMS AND AVOID SHARING NEEDLES WHEN ON PrEP. PrEP is for “I use condoms but I’m afraid one day one might accidentally break” not “I’m immune now”. Please stay safe.

tinysaurus-rex:

tinysaurus-rex:

bodacious

@imnb he actually was attacking me in the first gif! You can see him do a little wing slap and try to bite, but he didn’t want to deflate his neck (don’t worry, he can) so he didn’t succeed. By the second gif he remembered that I’m the thing that feeds and cleans so he relaxed- he and his wife do indeed let me pet them and give them yummy treats after the initial “begone fowl beast!” response.

I love that voorburg pigeons are entirely functional pigeons except when they’re being silly bois who don’t want to deflate their showy neck bag.

erinnightwalker:

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rootandrock:

Anyone interested in (joining me in?) a rant about “the utterly uncanny valley and terrifying physics of paranormal occurrences” or am I the only one that uses that one as an earmark of When Shit Is Actually Going down?

I went digging through my own blog for this, just to say: I just watched a piece of unfired clay jiggle around wildly and then drop through the concrete sidewalk and my dudes… WTF.

What makes this DOUBLE freaky is the thing I read about how the human brain will just strait up composite stuff and whole-cloth make up visuals to explain seeing (or not seeing) something. 

Somehow that piece of greenware that should’ve fallen and shattered was not there anymore… so my Game Dev brain went:  Someone turned on noclip and since it’s a physics object it went fucky before dropping through the world model. 

I will NEVER actually know where that greenware went. It’s nowhere to be found. Not in the shop, not anywhere else, not in the dozens of bits it should’ve shattered into. It’s not in the grass. It’s not in my hands. It’s not where it was. My brain, however, supplies the happy answer: It’s fine. It just glitched out. Don’t worry about it.

Maybe that’s why paranormal occurrence vocabulary changes over time. Once, it was Fairies and Demons… now it’s video game glitches and signal degradation. Not because it ACTUALLY looks like that, but simply because that’s as close as we can get to something we have zero native ability to process or explain.

Full body shudder.

Full-throated roar of YOU GET IT, YES, IT HAS UPDATED WITH THE TIMES.

BUT THEN SO WTF DID I ACTUALLY SEE? 

This is the Lovecraftian stuff – what could I have observed that was so incomprehensible that THAT was the thing my brain covers it with? Should I be grateful my bowl Bethesda’d instead of me actually catching a glimpse of what occurred?

Devil’s advocate: Let’s say I had a little absence seizure or something. Let’s say that stress made me WILDLY hallucinate. Okay. Cool. I’d be behind that 100% AND… not but… AND where the shimmering fuck is my bowl?

This day is fired. 

I’m not saying that the Goodly Neighbors made off with a pot that is both an incomplete spell and in a state of transition of it’s own between Formless and Immortal….

……but it’ll show up on your doorstep in approximately three days with a new design addition.