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Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

Why is my name always used for bad shit 😦

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.

I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y’all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads

Things are heating up in the apple fandom

Pink Lady yes

All the crazies are out in the Apple Fandom

(Honeycrisp FTW, though)

There are 7,500 varieties of apple and you should try as many as you can before making a verdict. Like Jaiden Animations did!

Pink Lady is THE SHIT and it’s not even sold in my country. I ate tons of them when I was in Nijmegen, Pink Lady apples were one of the best things about living in the Netherlands.

I am so sorry. I would ship you pink lady apples but I don’t think you can ship fruit across borders.

The fact that this post has so many reblogs without a single mention of Gold Rush apples is a travesty. Gold Rush apples are the product of taking all the best properties of every other apple and creating perfection.

Galas and Fujis are the best that I can get my hands on. (otoh, living in the tropics means I get lots of other fruit)

I’m an avid Pink Lady apple fan myself.

Golden delicious or Fuji or Royal Gala

Have none of you sad fucks EVER tasted an Ida Red?

Crispin apples are the bessssttttttt

I like pretty much all the apples that are Pink Lady colored. That nice, light pinkish color with the streaks of peach and yellow.