vampireapologist:

We were in the woods and a huge storm was blowing in and I was like once we hear thunder I’m going in and everyone started asking me if I’m afraid of storms and I was like I just don’t like to be out during them and they were like “on a scale of one to ten how afraid are you of thunder though” and I was like ??? “Let me be clear: I don’t have a childhood fear of thunder. I have the adult fear of my mortality and what lighting has to say about it.”