deathtokillian:

thoragainstpedos:

deathtokillian:

Once I have top surgery I’m going to make up the weirdest stories for why I have scars on my chest.

~ I got attacked by this HUGE rat

~ Knife fight with a 4 year old

~ I don’t know man….It just happened

~What scars there’s nothing there

~ I had a dream about Freddy Krueger, and I woke up with these

~ Never skateboard while trying to knit

~ I sneezed too hard

~ Big Foot does not like to lose at poker

~ Elderly Bingo can get crazy man

Can I borrow the Freddy Krueger one?

You can use them all, idc.