gallusrostromegalus:

mia7437:

the-last-hair-bender:

The beef jerk wasn’t opening…..

reminds me of the time dad couldn’t get into the case of water bottles, silently came into my room w/out knocking, took one of the swords off my wall and walked back out

I was about to complain about y’all’s weird weapon collections then I remembered I’m getting a Wedding Axe.