agayworthfightingfor:

black-nata:

croissantmoonbi:

Thor comes across a nice little food joint on midgard and ends up liking the first dish he gets so he orders one of everything on the menu. A man comes in and sees and strikes up conversation with him about how much he admires his appetite. Thor invites him to join him and they talk excitedly about their love of food and life and thor orders a second round of everything to share with his new mortal friend Guy Fieri

this didn’t go the way i thought it would

ha. this assumes Guy Fieri is mortal.

This assumes Guy Fieri isn’t an Asgardian.