glumshoe:

alwaysatomicconniseur:

glumshoe:

I got in trouble for wearing a wig to work today because it wasn’t convincing enough and my boss said its fluffiness would be a distraction.

I took it off, but because I didn’t style my hair with gel this morning, it was full-on “Eraserhead meets Flock of Seagulls” and I received many judgmental stares.

I’m not sure if I’m happy or disappointed you didn’t include photos.

Yeah, the actual hair is a lot more interesting than the wig.